Friday, May 13, 2005

Methylphenidate Patches

Big Pharma cleverly got a major slice of the nicotine business by putting out patches which ensure that the wearers get an even worse habit because they are ingesting nicotine continuously. The pretence that it was to help people quit was extremely clever. Make no mistake, Big Pharma is not stupid.

Now, in line with that great marketing success, Shire Pharmaceuticals are on the verge of putting out Methylphenidate (Ritalin) patches. Ritalin currently wears out in a few hours. Methylphenidate patches will ensure that the addiction is far more profound. They are sure to retail for far more than the pills amongst school children and will boost profits considerably. Good move Shire Pharmaceuticals.

Watch out for Methylphenidate patches hitting a playground near you soon.


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